Dan Silivestru
                        
                        @confusement
                    
                    
                        Gord Tanner
                        
                        @gordtanner
                    
                
                
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                        OMFG BBQ
                    	
                    
                    
                    
                        Code to Result in 0.5 seconds
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                        Code to Result in 5 minutes
                    
                    
                        Teh Maths
                        5 minutes > 0.5 seconds
                    
                    
                        web dev now with 600x more suck
                    
                    
                        "there has to be a better way"
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                
                
                    
                        Experience is a liability
                    
                    
                        DAfUQ
                        
                    
                
                
                    
                        You can't do it part time
                    
                    
                        So close
                        
                    
                
                
                    
                    
                        "A" players
                        
                    
                    
                        Know your weaknesses
                        
                    
                    
                        Make sure you get along
                        
                    
                    
                    
                        the tinyhippos
                        
                    
                    
                
                
                    
                    
                    
                        Pivot
                        
                        The problem you start with may not be the problem you end with
                    
                    
                        pivots come in all sizes
                        
                    
                
                
                
                    
                    
                        Fail fast, fail cheap
                        
                    
                
                
                    
                    
                        a foundation is key
                        
                    
                    
                        Stay thrifty my friends
                        
                    
                    
                    
                        it's all around you
                        
                    
                
                
                	Thanks
                    
                    Dan Silivestru @confusement
                    Gord Tanner @gordtanner